The blog of one Oliver C. Reed.
But, if you work at ENCOM, you probably know me best as Richard Mackey's assistant.
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RP Blog for:
The nameless mancretary. (Tron: Legacy)
Not entiiiirely sure, but I may have eaten the box, too. After a while, it all tastes the same.
Oh, well as long as you’re getting in your fiber..
Really though, you don’t want some real food?
I couldn’t even begin to decide what I want right now.
Alright, well, I’m up late. You let me know if you change your mind.
Doesn’t matter.
Nothing matters.
Won’t be him.
Alright, you’ve caught me in a good mood.
Have you eaten? I can bring you some food and a shoulder to cry on.
Yeah. Had poptarts about an hour ago.
Whole box.
Good stuff.
How substantial..
Not entiiiirely sure, but I may have eaten the box, too. After a while, it all tastes the same.
Oh, well as long as you’re getting in your fiber..
Really though, you don’t want some real food?
Doesn’t matter.
Nothing matters.
Won’t be him.
Alright, you’ve caught me in a good mood.
Have you eaten? I can bring you some food and a shoulder to cry on.
Yeah. Had poptarts about an hour ago.
Whole box.
Good stuff.
How substantial..
Silly PA, prostitutes don’t car.
My mistake.
I’ll just keep my eyes open for you then. Glasses optional?
Doesn’t matter.
Nothing matters.
Won’t be him.
Alright, you’ve caught me in a good mood.
Have you eaten? I can bring you some food and a shoulder to cry on.
Maybe. That depends.
Do drivers come in ‘hot hipster who won’t move to Europe to get away from me’ flavor?
I’m sure if you looked hard enough.
Alternatively, you could find a prostitute with those credentials and pay them to drive you around.
Silly PA, prostitutes don’t car.
My mistake.
I’ll just keep my eyes open for you then. Glasses optional?
mynameisntcreamandsugar replied to your post: Achievement Unlocked!
You weren’t banned from the cab companies too, were you?Nah, but that would mean taking another back to retrieve my car in the morning.
You really should invest in a driver.
The word ‘invest’ feels like it means I expect things will get better.
Well, wouldn’t not having to worry about a ride make things a little better?
Maybe. That depends.
Do drivers come in ‘hot hipster who won’t move to Europe to get away from me’ flavor?
I’m sure if you looked hard enough.
Alternatively, you could find a prostitute with those credentials and pay them to drive you around.
You weren’t banned from the cab companies too, were you?Nah, but that would mean taking another back to retrieve my car in the morning.
You really should invest in a driver.
The word ‘invest’ feels like it means I expect things will get better.
Well, wouldn’t not having to worry about a ride make things a little better?
You weren’t banned from the cab companies too, were you?Nah, but that would mean taking another back to retrieve my car in the morning.
You really should invest in a driver.
mynameisntcreamandsugar replied to your post: I have been notified to the fact that you have been drinking heavily once more. This is not news that pleases me, my friend.Well…Oh yeah. theres alwasthat.
That’m good at.
Pleasure wise.
Just trying to make sure someone reminds you of the things you do do well.
And company retreats. Those too. Very pleasing.
